The Keebler Diet

So the question of the day is this: just how nutritionally unwise is it to subsist entirely on a diet of Keebler Wheat & Cheese crackers? I've just polished off my second pack in an hour and I'm eyeing the rest of the box covetously.

In my defense, the nice healthy breakfast I had of wheat toast with peanut butter and banana is now residing somewhere in the plumbing of our house after an oh-too-brief stay in my stomach.

But the crackers (and virtually nothing else) are tasting good. So I'm wondering how long I could live on a crackers-only diet without getting scurvy. I'm thinking quite a while.