Peach Muffin Diet

Kate loves peaches, which I think is gross, but what can you do? She loves peaches so much that she decided to make peach muffins. At first it seemed like a good idea. But after she ate the first muffin she decided to go on an 'all peach muffin diet' for the duration of the pregnancy. 'What about fruits and vegetables?' says I. 'These have peaches in them,' says she. You can imagine how the rest of the conversation went.

After the fourth muffin, when the groaning set in, I start to think maybe she has seen the error of her ways. 'You know,' she says, 'it's all about pace, you can't eat too many muffins too fast. I'll try again tomorrow at a slower pace.' Yes, pace is the problem with the 'all peach muffin diet plan.' Ah, the rationale of a pregnant wife.

Josh
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