Free Reign

Despite my absolute conviction that my waistline was expanding at an exponential and alarming rate, I learned at my doctor's appointment last night that I've actually lost a pound since our last appointment four weeks ago. Which just goes to show that the universe makes no sense. When I'm dieting and trying to lose wait and only eating carrot sticks, I gain weight. When I'm pregnant and unabashedly eating everything in sight, I lose weight. Go figure.

The doctor said that it's no problem and overall everything looks great. Which I interpreted to mean "please feel free to order pizza for dinner." So we did.