Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Lessons

What to do when your pregnant and highly unstable wife serves you something you would probably not eat were you close to eating your own finger to stay alive.

I have to say I've come a long way in the last year and a half with Kate being the chef. I was not used to having 'different' food when I married her, but my horizons have since been expanded. That being said, there have been times in which I have had to simply swallow. Last night was just such a time. I cannot spell what it was (FYI, that is a good barometer of edibility: if you can't spell the word, don't eat it!), but it looked a little too different for my taste. But, one look from the teary eyes (with the Holy Terror lurking underneath the tears), and down it went. So, that's the lesson: if your pregnant wife offers you food, EAT IT!, lest you be lost forever in the abyss.

Josh
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