I'm Ready

Hello,

Well, my girlfriend left me. I'm not sure what happened, but all of a sudden she's gone. I'm a little lonely, which is sad. But the good news is that I am really ready for the baby. Josh doesn't play with me as much anymore because I'm to tough and quick for him (I mean like, zipp, and I'm gone just like that, and he can't catch me. My new name is going to be Lightning). I am ready ready ready for a new playmate. Bring on Da Squishy.

Hmm, I wonder what Squishy will taste like.

Lightning, the Dog Formerly Known As Riley