Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What NOT to Bring

Last night Kate and I were at Childbirth Education Class, which has been a pretty good learning experience that I recommend. One of the things we talked about was what to bring with you when you go to the hospital. On the list the teacher was using was a rolling pin. That's right, a hard wooden object most closely associated with a husband's head being smashed to a pulp. Under normal circumstances I don't want to see my wife with a rolling pin in her hand. I don't even want to imagine my wife having a rolling pin in hand while giving birth to an 8-pound melon. The teacher said it was for a massage. That being said, I feel like it will diminish the blessing of childbirth if I get concussed or worse. Thanks, but no thanks.

Josh
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1 comment:

Kate said...

Now, honey. Would I really do something like that to you?