Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Sports Baby

Squishy is already being inducted into the sports world in which I live.

I have a hunter orange, yes, hunter orange, baby diaper, which will be useful when I take Squishy into the woods. We also have a baby back-pack in which the baby will be whilst I go fishing and/or hunting, as well as a camoflauge onesy so as to make the baby blend in with the woods.

In the event, and it is a pretty likely event, that the Red Sox go deep in the playoffs, there will be a Red Sox onesy for Squishy to wear when we come home from the hospital.

There is a UK (University of Kentucky) Blue Tigger (of Whinnie the Pooh) that will be displayed in the nursery, so as to make the child cheer for the best college basketball program of all time.

And finally, as if all this wasn't enough, the baby will be held football style. Yes, there is a way to hold a baby called 'football style,' in which you hold your baby in one arm, and tuck said child much like you would if you were running from a 300 pound linebaker.

Hunting & Fishing, baseball, college basketball, football. All of the important things are taken care of.

Josh
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2 comments:

Melissa said...

And lets now forget about the lovely camo bed set Laurie and I got you for your office nursery!

Anonymous said...

Squishy will definitely be just the right size for a Heisman-esque pose.

I do have to say I'm marking you down in my book for having a UK colored anything. That just can't be tolerated.