Not Fair

Hello,

This whole baby thing is unfair. For one thing, Squishy is going to be allowed on the couch. Josh says I can't get on the couch cause I'll ruin it. Well just you wait until Squishy poops, pees, and/or throws up on the couch and see how you feel. I don't do any of those things. Doggies only poop in the yard!

Also, Squishy is going to be allowed to sleep in the bed sometimes. Josh says I can't sleep in the bed because I'm too big. I'll have you know I have gotten a little smaller in the last couple weeks. I'm not any bigger than this so-called 'little' baby.

And finally, Squishy is going to get to eat 6 times a day, maybe more. Josh says I can't eat that many times a day cause it's too expensive. How expensive can it be to feed a poor little dog only twice a day?

I love Squishy, I'm just trying to highlight the injustices of it all.

Hmm, I can...wait! Almost got it, ouch!! No, I cannot walk on my hind legs.

Riley